Jokes That Stuck; '250 Big Ones'

...just trying to get back ta laughin'...

'The Jerk' is one of my favorite movies. I'm quick to quote this movie at length;

"It was never easy for me. I was born a poor Black child."

"He hates these CANS!"

"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"

"I'm gonna name you 'Lifesaver'."

"There are SNAILS on her plate."

...and one day, I hope to have this problem at the bank.